Mom is a Marine!

Brent: Mom, how many patients have you taken care of?

Mom: I don't know...probably thousands.

Brent: But how many of them have you saved?

Mom: Brent, it's a team effort.

Brent: Yeah, but you save lives, Mom. You're like the Marines...you just save them in a different way!

Mom: Oookaaayyy....

Playing Dog-opoly with Brent

What do two sickies do who are holed up at home on a rainy day? Play Dog-mopoly!

Brent: Dear Lord, help me roll a "3."
Mom (sternly): Brent, God does not answer monopoly prayers.
Brent: I ROLLED A THREE!!!!
Mom: Whatever.